A Tale of Sorrow

Our gang of brave heros, the wonderful seven super powerful awesome beings, were ready to go on a crazy adventure. Unfortunatley...the seven were only five. However the group pressed on anyway, preparing to reach their main objective....knocking down all the pins.

They entered the stadium with trumpets roaring and a crowd cheering, but soon some of the fans noticed the missing members. However the fight continued. Round after round the pins came up, and endlessly our heros attempted to knock them down.

All seemed to be alright, until the bumpers came down. It was then that our heros began to lose their grip. Without seven members and without bumpers, we cannot win!! The sherriff began to cry, TR tried to drown herself in a bottle of water. Dr. Smooth tried to attack the pins by hand, but was called on a foot fault as soon as she ran for them, so she stopped and sat down. Swatch fell. OS laughed, like he always did. By the end of the night, they were all insane.

We're nothing without you guys. Fifi and Kmart, we missed you.


With lots of Love, The Sherrif